Dear Family,
I am pleased to announce that a free seminar
Replacing The Toilet Roll 101
will take place this Saturday in the upstairs washroom.
Please wear comfortable clothes (pj's are fine) and bring a boxed lunch. Apparently we might be there a while since no one in the past twenty years or so has managed to change more than two rolls except me. I know, I'm a genius, but I'm confident y'all can be geniuses too.
Admission is free. Seating is limited.
Love,
m.
~~Melissa
Grace in Small Things – 210, 211
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7 turtle dove(s):
Can I send a few participants to your toilet roll seminar? So far, nothing like it has worked round here.
Love the idea, but good luck getting any graduates from this course! Seems to be the same story in our house.
That's pretty funny. I'm living in a house of nine sharing two bathrooms and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who ever puts a new roll on the dispenser. The others all seem to think that the process is to leave the naked cardboard core of the last roll on the dispenser and set the new roll on the tank or a nearby counter.
crack me up!
Are you an over or under family?
Helen, I suspect I may have to rent a stadium to accommodate everyone who needs this seminar!
Kelly: Is it a commitment issue or fear of failure? Those who shall remain nameless in my house also do the Place The New Roll Nearby thing. So close, yet so not right!
Crafty: We're an under family since I'm the only one who does it. I went with under because our old cat used to stand at the roll and unwind the whole thing with her paws. If I placed it under instead of over, she couldn't do it. Though she'd still scratch it....
OMG....I just might have to use your memo for my employees...that is too funny.
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